Need to catch up on bills?

I saw her from the other side of the street and I slid down in my chair ever so slightly to hide my presence from her peripheral. She held my attention completely and the silence on the porch told me she held all our attention. She swooshed past, her arms pumping and the slightest persperation breaking across her forehead. I sipped my High Life and took a drag from the cigarette held in my fingers, carefully so not to disrupt the congruity of the moment.

"Would you go out with her everyday for an entire year for $500,000?"

"No"

Well, maybe.

'Tom' for President

I was recently sent some forward stating that 'myspace' has something like 110 million users. If this were true and 'myspace' were a country, it would make it the 11th largest country on this planet between Japan and Mexico. Would that make Tom the president and the tequila girl (whose name escapes me as of right now) speaker of the the house?

I was running for city council, but lost to some 11 year old girl who likes fig newtons and the Teenage Ninja Turltes. She has like 24 friends and I have one. b!tch

Keeping Good Cheer!!

My friend Stanley just had money taken from his bank account due to a lost check card. Even worse is the amount that was taken, which approaches the 2K mark. Money comes and goes and will only ever affect the convienence of ones life and for your inconvienence, Stanley, I apologize. However, what is far more disheartening is that someone would do this to another individual.

In the long run, I am sure his bank will provide him with good customer service and refund his lost dollars while at the same time establishing a customer for life. However, we should all find comfort in the fact that we don't fall in the category of this type of scoundrel. Bad things happen, but how we respond dictates our character.

So I say eat, drink and be merry because otherwise it's a drag. Hope to see you soon Stan!!

The Joys of File Sharing

From time to time, while enjoying free internet connectivity at an establishment, I will be fortunate enough to gain a glimpse into what other wireless laptop coffee shop folk have on their playlist. Ohh la la, because on this day I am able to take a sneak peak into a particular gentleman's files. What types of gems does he have hidden on his current 16 song playlist?

1. Grey Street - Dave Matthews Band
2. The One I Love - David Grey
3. Somewhere Over The Rainbow - Israel Kamakawiwo
4. Snow ( Hey Oh) - Red Hot Chili Peppers
5. Slip Slidin Away - Simon & Garfunkel
6. Hello Darkness My Old Friend - Simon & Garfunkel
7. Animal Sex Girl F#cking Her Dog
8. Blonde F#cking Dog
9. American Baby - Dave Matthews Band
10. Dog Blow Job Vicky Beastiality
11. Hair Pulled While Anal Dog
12. Painful Anal
13. 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover - Paul Simon
14. Me & Julio Down By The School Yard - Simon & Garfunkel
15. The Boxer - Simon & Garfunkel
16. Animal Sex Brazilian Girl

Hey you, sensitive Adam Frazier of Charlottesville Virginia whom I am looking at right now...thanks for sharing!!

What's in a job anyway?

Well, it's official, I have quit my job. That's right, I had one of those moments when a man's had too much and decides enough is enough. I am therefore spending my days drinking coffee and pretending like this is the best decision I could have made. Currently it's been a pretty good one since I've been relaxing and enjoying great weather. I figure at some point I will start to panic a bit as the funds run tight and then something new will begin. Exciting? Yes. Stupid? Time will tell.

All Things Must Pass

I commit to everyone a little bit, but commit to nothing 100%.

My Day

You have to have bad days to know good ones