1/22/08

Mmmm-Mmmm-Mmmm

The other night I was tailing another car on my way home. Not tailing as in I was tight on his bumper, tailing as in behind this car and we both travelled along the same road, he in front of me and me behind him. As we approached an intersection, following a bend in the road, he put on his left blinker and moved into the left hand turn lane. This was indicated on the tail end of the curve and as he began moving left I accelerated to pass him as I continued straight. However, as I moved in next to him he decided that he wasn't going to turn left and moved back into the lane. I swerved to the right.

My adjustment wasn't erratic, but it was deliberate. The sharp curve not quite completed, my back end fish-tailed. I lost control and slammed into a pole going close to 40 mph. Once I hit the pole I did an approximate 720. My air bags deployed and I spun into the middle of the intersection. The only other car within eyesight continued driving and never returned.

My car is officially totaled. It will never see a road again. I was lucky enough to walk away from the crash with little damage inflicted to myself personally.

The crazy thing about the whole experience, though, is that as I continue to replay the scenario over in my head again and again, I find that a part of me wants to experience it again. It was a total rush. I was an official crash test dummy.

disclaimer: I can only afford to destroy one car so it looks like the next time will have to wait.

6 comments:

Stanley said...

WHOA. Glad you're okay, man.

I'm the total opposite about wanting to repeat the experience (but your explanation makes sense). Having been in an accident where the driver rear-ended someone. I'm always paranoid as a passenger.

Stanley said...

Is the post title an allusion to this song. Because I think it is, and that's funny.

MB said...

It sure is referencing that musical classic.

Sounds like things are cruising along down there in Cville and you are apparently playing quite a bit. Glad to see the gang is well.

I must say I am a much more careful driver these days, not that I drive that much since I am currently sans car. Though that should be resolved next week.

Stanley said...

You're buying a Hummer, aren't you?

||| said...

that sucks big time MB. glad you're safe.

MB said...

For the record I hate Hummers, but I am currently looking for one... ZINGER!!

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