Who's Got The Wax

The company I work for offers massages 3 days a week.

Pretty Nice!!

Last week I decided that I would get a massage as my back was feeling a bit tight. I went into the Outlook Calendar and signed up for an upcoming appointment.

The next day my supervisor awkwardly approaches me while I am using the urinal and asks if I had in fact signed up for a massage?

"Uh, (still peeing mind you) yeah, actually I did sign up for one. My back has been a little tight lately and I figured I would..."

He interrupts me while I am still peeing.

"Actually Matt, you signed up for a wax."

Still peeing.

"Oh, no I must of..."

He interrupts me again.

"Eh, I'm just letting you know."

He walks out and I stop peeing.

I always wanted to be Superman

So today I met with some prospective clients (yeah I do work and use words like client and prospective, though not always in that order) and the meeting went well. There were about seven individuals in the room, myself and my fellow employee being two of them. When the meeting concluded we made polite small talk, shook hands, scheduled our next meeting and were making our way out the door when one of the females in the room stopped me and said "I just have to say, has anyone ever told you that you look just like Christopher Reeves?"

Attached is the comparison. Perhaps she was onto something?