Okay, so I was back in my hometown of Cleveland, OH this weekend and met up with some friends of mine. It was to be a short evening of catching up and nothing much. Sitting there, I notice an older female (45ish) with some friends at the other end of the bar. She is "nonchalantly" staring.
Conversation continues and nothing else is noticed. After some time, said lady makes her way down to our end of the bar (which is confined and not easy to occupy outside our group of three). She shuffles past my two friends and approaches me. She leans into my ear and says
"I'm not sure what your situation is, but I just wanted to pay you a compliment"
"ok"
"I saw you when you came in and I need to tell you... you look like a man who knows how to hold court"
"thanks?"
"I am serious, you look like someone who knows how to hold court"
"Are those Jordache jeans you're wearing?"
Of all the responses I could have used, somehow that one seemed the most appropriate. After consideration, I will allow it. Objections overruled.
Mr. Feeble
Tasty
4 comments:
A cougar! Rawr!
Is there a male equivalent to a cougar?
I believe the male equivalent is referred to as 'ODB'.
Old Dirty Bastard
were you wearing bugle boys at the time? that would have been perfect.
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